Thursday, October 16, 2003
Saturday, October 04, 2003
Thursday, October 02, 2003
NEW YORK - The New York City school board has officially de clared Jewish
English - now dubbed Hebonics - as a second language. Backers of the
move say the city's school district is the first in the state to
recognize Hebonics as a valid language and significant attribute of New
York culture.
According to Howard Schollman, linguistics professor at New York
University and renowned Hebonics scholar, the sentence structure of
Hebonics derives from middle and eastern European language patterns, as
well as Yiddish.
Prof. Schollman explains, "In Hebonics, the response to any question is
usually another question -- plus a complaint that is implied or stated.
Thus 'How are you?' may be answered, 'How should I be, with my
feet....?'"
Schollman says that Hebonics is a superb linguistic vehicle for
expressing sarcasm or skepticism. An example is the repetition of a word
with "sh" or "shm" at the beginning:
"Mountains, shmountains. Stay away. You want a nosebleed?"
Another Hebonics pattern is moving the subject of a sentence to the end,
with its pronoun at the beginning: "It's beautiful, that dress."
Schollman says one also sees the Hebonics verb moved to the end of the
sentence. Thus the response to a remark such as 'He's slow as a turtle,'
could be: "Turtle, shmurtle! Like a fly in Vaseline he walks."
Schollman provided the following examples from his textbook, Switched-On
Hebonics.
Question: "What time is it?"
English answer: "Sorry, I don't know."
Hebonics answer: "What am I, a clock?"
Remark: "I hope things turn out okay."
English response: "Thanks."
Hebonics response: "I should BE so lucky!"
Remark: "Hurry up. Dinner's ready."
English response: "Be right there."
Hebonics response: "Alright already, I'm coming.
What's with the 'hurry' business? Is there a fire?"
Remark: "I like the tie you gave me -- wear it all the time." English
response: "Glad you like it." Hebonics response: "So what's the matter,
you don't like the other ties I gave you?"
Remark: "Sarah and I are engaged."
English response: "Congratulations!"
Hebonics response: "She could stand to gain a few pounds."
Question: "Would you like to go riding with us?"
English answer: "Just say when."
Hebonics answer: "Riding, shmiding! Do I look like a cowboy?"
To guest of honor at his birthday party:
English remark: "Happy birthday."
Hebonics remark: "A year smarter you should become."
Remark: "A beautiful day."
English response: "Sure is."
Hebonics response: "So the sun is out; what else is new?"
Answering a phone call from son:
English remark: "It's been a long time since you called." Hebonics
remark: "You didn't wonder if I'm dead yet?"
English - now dubbed Hebonics - as a second language. Backers of the
move say the city's school district is the first in the state to
recognize Hebonics as a valid language and significant attribute of New
York culture.
According to Howard Schollman, linguistics professor at New York
University and renowned Hebonics scholar, the sentence structure of
Hebonics derives from middle and eastern European language patterns, as
well as Yiddish.
Prof. Schollman explains, "In Hebonics, the response to any question is
usually another question -- plus a complaint that is implied or stated.
Thus 'How are you?' may be answered, 'How should I be, with my
feet....?'"
Schollman says that Hebonics is a superb linguistic vehicle for
expressing sarcasm or skepticism. An example is the repetition of a word
with "sh" or "shm" at the beginning:
"Mountains, shmountains. Stay away. You want a nosebleed?"
Another Hebonics pattern is moving the subject of a sentence to the end,
with its pronoun at the beginning: "It's beautiful, that dress."
Schollman says one also sees the Hebonics verb moved to the end of the
sentence. Thus the response to a remark such as 'He's slow as a turtle,'
could be: "Turtle, shmurtle! Like a fly in Vaseline he walks."
Schollman provided the following examples from his textbook, Switched-On
Hebonics.
Question: "What time is it?"
English answer: "Sorry, I don't know."
Hebonics answer: "What am I, a clock?"
Remark: "I hope things turn out okay."
English response: "Thanks."
Hebonics response: "I should BE so lucky!"
Remark: "Hurry up. Dinner's ready."
English response: "Be right there."
Hebonics response: "Alright already, I'm coming.
What's with the 'hurry' business? Is there a fire?"
Remark: "I like the tie you gave me -- wear it all the time." English
response: "Glad you like it." Hebonics response: "So what's the matter,
you don't like the other ties I gave you?"
Remark: "Sarah and I are engaged."
English response: "Congratulations!"
Hebonics response: "She could stand to gain a few pounds."
Question: "Would you like to go riding with us?"
English answer: "Just say when."
Hebonics answer: "Riding, shmiding! Do I look like a cowboy?"
To guest of honor at his birthday party:
English remark: "Happy birthday."
Hebonics remark: "A year smarter you should become."
Remark: "A beautiful day."
English response: "Sure is."
Hebonics response: "So the sun is out; what else is new?"
Answering a phone call from son:
English remark: "It's been a long time since you called." Hebonics
remark: "You didn't wonder if I'm dead yet?"
